Don't forget to love yourself.
If I could have any super power,

I would want the power of invisibility. I would spy on people like the president. I want to know if he farts in front of his wife.
I would spy on famous people and people that are supposed to be dignified. People with titles.
I think it would really change peoples opinion of them. I would write books about it when i got older.

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There’d still be one left though…


Hysterical Blog!

They’d probably just whine and die of hunger.

thefunniestpost:

There’d still be one left though…

Hysterical Blog!

They’d probably just whine and die of hunger.

Or you could just listen.

Or you could just listen.

I bet they Google themselves every day just to see if anyone says anything good about them and they now want to shut down tumblr.

I bet they Google themselves every day just to see if anyone says anything good about them and they now want to shut down tumblr.

Since I’ve been on tumblr.

Facebook just gets on my nerves. Seriously thinking about deleting it and just Fuck it. My boyfriend doesn’t have a Facebook and he’s doing just fine. I think i could do it.

Mindfuck

Isn’t it funny how drugs have taut an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

Things I hate #1 

I hate telling adults that are family or family friends that I live with my boyfriend. It’s like screaming “I have premarital sex!”

Fat cats can sit.

Lol this is my cat Lucy.

Fat cats can sit.

Lol this is my cat Lucy.

I don’t mean to sound like an ass, but I LOVE my eyes.

I don’t mean to sound like an ass, but I LOVE my eyes.